Dumb Doctor, Smart Kid?
A boy with a bad cold was taken to the doctor by his mother. After examining him, the doctor said, "I can treat his symptoms, but there is not much else I can do. He has a virus." After they left the doctor's office the boy said to his mother, "That doctor sure is dumb. He thinks I'm a computer.
When we get home," I lectured my three young sons in the backseat of the car, "I want you all to clean your rooms because Uncle Ed is coming over. He's never been to our house before, and I want it to look tidy." My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence. "But isn't that kind of like lying?"
All in School
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.