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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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