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Jokes – 4
Compiled by Mohan Dadlani

All in School
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
                Did you copy his?
Clyde:     No, teacher, it's the same dog.

11
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.

12
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon:    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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